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WE DON'T COMB CHICKENS HERE - WE COOK 'EM!

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Monday, June 13, 2005

From the Lunch Box...

The Miss Georgia Competition returns to Columbus from June 22 through June 25 at Bill Heard Chevrolet / Olds /Geo / Cadillac / Sabb on Manchester Expressway.

No… wait just a doggone minute, that ain’t right! Let’s try it again.

The Miss Georgia Competition returns to Columbus from June 22 through June 25 at Bill Heard Theater which is a car dealership located in the River Center for the Performing Arts. (Close enough for government work.) This is a really great venue with a really enormous and somewhat upright stone obelisk in front that has fluid gushing from it.



Prior to the River Center’s erection, this event was held at the old Three Arts Theater on the corner of Talbotton Road and Railroad Track Street… err, 10th Avenue.

Okay, yes. I admit it. This entire post is so I can have some fun at the expense of our neighbor and Big Brother to the east, Slumgullion… um, Columbus. They are a city in search of a name, a logo, a motto… something that best befits a city that decorates for Christmas 365 days a year in traffic lights that blink to the beat of no drummer, and gaily amuse those housed in that other obelisk – the government center.



And while you are test-driving a new Chevy from Bill Heard, why not swing down to the River Walk and preview the new whitewater course on the Chattahoochee?



CLOSING NOTE:
Now, it wouldn't be fair of me to have so much fun without saying that the River Center really is a nice venue or to say...

... thank you, Columbus!